tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73964011242005575242024-02-20T06:46:28.039-08:00Snark At The MoonSnarky, sarcastic and sometimes positive commentary on Music, Entertainment, Music, Politics and Sports… and Music. Unfiltered and biased, opinion based writing. Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-38769959700968070442015-03-19T12:16:00.002-07:002015-03-19T12:16:32.339-07:00Ashton Kutcher. Mr Mom or Mr Moron<div style="text-align: justify;">
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my hands.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s usually in reference to
some pop culture instance they find too trivial to have even a modest opinion
on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Like how irritated I get when a
newscaster pronounces the word straight with an invisible “H” (SHTRAIGHT).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For my money if your job is to talk for a
living, being able to properly pronounce words should be towards the top of the
list of job requirements.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the
inability to not shove an “H” into the beginning of any word that starts with
the letters S and T is the talking head equivalent of a surgeon who can’t stop
his hands from shaking.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And my personal
ability to process that thought is in no way a testament to individual
perseverance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It just happens.
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</span>Why does no one care that it makes no sense to describe this year’s
Winter as <em>“never ending”</em> in the first week of February?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why does no one care that Nick Simmons thinks "<em>Cabin Fever"</em> means you're tired? Or that local yokel Mark Rosen thinks <em>Star Wars</em> is a cult movie?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So it was largely predictable when Ashton
Kutcher denounced the absence of baby changing stations in ANY men’s room, no
one bothered to question whether he was correct about that. </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Oh sure the morning talk shows discussed it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But not in the sense that he was just wrong
and they are probably in close to as many men’s rooms as women’s rooms.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>That would be honest and make Ashton look like a moron.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The talking point was this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><em>“Is Ashton right?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Should there be baby changing stations in
men’s rooms?”</em><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To which I can only say
<em>“You mean in addition to the ones already in there?”</em><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>And the blowback I got ranged from people disputing my claim to saying
that they are in some public men’s rooms but not most.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I accepted the challenge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For the next week, anytime I was somewhere
with a men’s room, I checked.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And what
did my research uncover.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Were they
nonexistent as Ashton proclaimed?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
Or w</span>ere they somewhat available but largely not as many of my friends on facebook contended?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hardly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>9 is the number.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>9 out of 11 men's public restroom's contained a baby changing station.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Slightly more than 80%.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Including one liquor store.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> In other words <em>"most"</em> had one. </span>And in one of the “nots” I even got
confirmation that there was also not one in the woman’s room.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Meaning my intense research concluded what I
already thought to be true.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You are just
as likely to find them in a men’s restroom as you are a woman’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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facebook.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And while it was mostly fun
some of the feedback was of the <em>“You have too much time on your hands”</em>
variety.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Even if that was true why isn’t
this important?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When is the truth ever
optional?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ashton Kutcher is wrong.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And he probably knows it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But he also knows no one will actually bother
to expose his bullshit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>People will
cowtow and he will look like a great guy who just wants to do his part when it
comes to the dirty work of having a baby.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>He’s sooo dreamy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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about the places I went to as he’s too big time to shop at Target or World Market. Or that quite possibly he
wasn’t saying never but just that he thinks they need to be mandatory.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But here’s the thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s not what he said.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And… WORDS MEAN THINGS!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And to prove he meant what I thought he
meant, he’s got a fucking petition.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And
I have one thing to say to anyone who will sign it…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-60149686942133559122015-03-17T09:07:00.003-07:002015-03-17T09:07:48.358-07:00Bracketology. For The Idiots, By The Idiots.<div align="justify">
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drink green alcohol and the word <em>bracket</em> as well as the terms “Bracketology”
and “Bracket busters” start appearing in Pizza commercials, local news
broadcasts and out of the mouth of that guy at work who once a year talks to you about sports.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>March Madness indeed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Do a bracket or don’t.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Watch the tournament or don’t.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>But could we please dispense of the cliché’s?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Could people who don’t care about sports
please not talk about this?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And for the
love of all things holy, could ESPN stop.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I get that people look forward to this and filling out a bracket and
watching it crumble gives a person a connection they otherwise wouldn’t have
adding to the interest in the actual tournament.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s all fine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But we need to mandate some cultural change
to this time of year and this tournament.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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the personal anecdotes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I doubt your 4
year old daughter did better with her picks than most like you claim every
year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I doubt a 4 year old could fill out a complete bracket correctly by them self.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And
even if she did that’s really just a story about you having a kid and trust
me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one fucking cares that Dave Dahl
has a kid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What’s your point anyway?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That even someone as stupid as your kid has a
chance?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And if you do work for the news
but don’t cover sports, don’t talk about the tournament on air unless it ties
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jest or satirically.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In other words
ESPN, you cannot interview someone you are crediting as a bracketologist.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s not a thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Where did he get his degree? </span>It’s fine if Pizza Hut wants to make it part
of some sort of two topping large pizza promotion, but you, ESPN, are supposed
to actually cover this event.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You sound
like a moron when you refer to a grown man as a bracketologist.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>They all got in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If your team didn’t
make it then your team isn’t any good.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And
if you made it 70 teams, there would still be just as many teams claiming they
were snubbed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There would still be just
as much air time dedicated to who got snubbed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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</span>Lazy reporting should result in people getting less opportunity. Less air time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Losing their jobs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If your job is to regurgitate cliché’s, then
you aren’t very good at your job.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you
don’t have something unique to say, it doesn’t need to be said.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And if you read a teleprompter for a living
understand this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>YOU ARE NOT THE
STORY.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That pretty much applies to
everything you cover.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We don’t care that
you have a kid, a husband, a wife or a dog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Your personal anecdotes do not add to the story they distract from
it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And considering how unimportant the
NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament is, it shouldn’t be that hard to stick your stupid,
made up story about how your Yorkie picked the best bracket in your pool, up
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thanks to the fine folks at ABC my morning coffee was ruined
today.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And no it wasn’t the horrible
dress Lara Spencer chose to wear (though I must say that didn’t help.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Good Morning America’s lead story this
morning was the whole deflated football nonsense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Really?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sure the President gave a speech so full of Snark it’s been
suggested we wrote it and as the SOTU has largely become a misguided pep rally
that serves more as an example of how politics divide us than our leaders sharing their plans with it's citizens.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A reasonable argument can be made that it’s
not the biggest story of a given day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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settings?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s got to better than that
to knock of the SOTU. Doesn’t it? Don't you have some crappy cell phone footage of a Semi sliding across an icy highway? Is a mild weather pattern going to slightly inconvenience people living in Philly, New York and Boston? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Has there ever been an allegation of cheating that was
widely accepted as an egregious offense AND acknowledged as having no
effect to the outcome of the game in which it tool place?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There
are people suggesting the coach should be fired.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Patriots shouldn’t be allowed to play in
the game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tom Brady should be forced to
father a baby with my wife.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Some sort of punishment that sends a message. Don't mess with the integrity of the game. </span>Talking
heads are suggesting stripping the team of a draft pick and fining them any
amount of money will not be enough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Really?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For an act of cheating you
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The referee’s touch the ball before every play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is no different than a baseball pitcher
scuffing the ball in the hopes of getting more movement and the umpire not
noticing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did anyone suggest that Joe
Niekro’s career should be taken from him as he casually tried dump an Emory
board out his pants?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His pockets hanging out and his
hands up in the air while his face clearly was telling the ref “What?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did anyone suggest Tom Kelly should be immediately
removed as team manager of the Minnesota Twins for allowing this cheater on the
field?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did anyone write an op-ed about
how they now had to explain to their children why cheating was still bad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Quite the opposite actually.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It has become a moment of nostalgic
endearment.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Football seems a bit
backwards on this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We don’t care if you
take steroids.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Just don’t mess with the
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The bottom line is this only matters to people who don’t matter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The only people less important than the
talking heads who cover sports are the people who can’t get enough of hearing
them talk about sports.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Between this and
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-67617855846221279712014-12-30T18:12:00.000-08:002014-12-30T18:12:08.622-08:002014 Snark In Review<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">2014 was a banner year for Snark At The Moon. Gene Simmons got upset with us, took his ball and went home. Our monthly blog reads doubled. Kim Kardashian passed on an opportunity to be interviewed for our little blog. And Justin Bieber went from egg tossing drug addict to God seeking albino falling off a skateboard. </span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg163McfYZoLIhh5hwXFWlpbuq_LTkjoX8EFB_wcvSjkrpxdbs3KWBLqU3vGTL8ciwlaaKrq_SrQ14HRMMJkthdZ0ZN6dczILn0OGfUeD9K6ufvc_1kAPaNNX83XC9mtezPQKiZTWPfmK8/s1600/KK.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg163McfYZoLIhh5hwXFWlpbuq_LTkjoX8EFB_wcvSjkrpxdbs3KWBLqU3vGTL8ciwlaaKrq_SrQ14HRMMJkthdZ0ZN6dczILn0OGfUeD9K6ufvc_1kAPaNNX83XC9mtezPQKiZTWPfmK8/s1600/KK.jpg" height="200" width="146" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>BEST OUTFIT FOR TAKING YOUR NEW BORN FOR A STROLL </strong>- Reaction to this picture of Kim Kardashian dressed in this ridiculous outfit caused poor Kim to pine about the complexities of being a working mother to which the world responded "When did you get a job?" </span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXzTXGX1HvzcRc6PzEVEkLnok8lJRv6IQGVgYWyebOLxL2HPkXoLKIvkfUevINK18UFsXDvUbS1zqaWpDjTwta1QxVCp7GWqNnvUVXVg3PKYubEoI_0ItU1lsXIRR7Rvt4Hv5Z4OCVpzI/s1600/Krokus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXzTXGX1HvzcRc6PzEVEkLnok8lJRv6IQGVgYWyebOLxL2HPkXoLKIvkfUevINK18UFsXDvUbS1zqaWpDjTwta1QxVCp7GWqNnvUVXVg3PKYubEoI_0ItU1lsXIRR7Rvt4Hv5Z4OCVpzI/s1600/Krokus.jpg" height="200" width="116" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><strong>BEST USE OF A CULTURE YOU KNOW NOTHING OF - </strong>Rhianna wanted to show the world her love of Swedish 80's hair metal when she demanded her tailor get out of bed and whore up this classic band shirt. When asked what her favorite Krokus song was she replied "Which one is Krokus?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I’m not familiar with the Duggars.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m told they have a reality TV show with the
focus being on how fertile the mom is squirting out at least one kid every
calendar year for a few decades.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of
course anyone who has so goddamn many kids is going to love the lord because no
one loves kids much less pushing them through their vagina enough to have that
many.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Because of that you know the kids will be
brainwashed a sense of entitlement and moral superiority.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not how I would raise my family but that just
shines a light on an area where I am more than comfortable saying I am morally
superior to anyone in this garbage bag family.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I don’t feel it’s my place to tell them how many kids to have.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How to raise them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What to call them or how to set their fucking
table.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Feed em.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Clothe them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Get them a proper education.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do
all that in the walls of societies laws and what the fuck do I care how you do
it?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Duggars however feel they need to tell
people in cities they will never live in how to live. You know. Because Jesus. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">They dumped a bunch of their hard earned cash into an ad
campaign in an effort to repeal a nondiscrimination ordinance that “prohibits
discrimination in employment, housing, real estate transactions, city services,
business transactions and public accommodations based on ‘race, ethnicity,
national origin, age (if 18 or older), gender, gender identity, gender
expression, familial status, marital status, socioeconomic background,
religion, sexual orientation, disability or veteran status”.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now I will be the first to admit that
socioeconomic is a pretty big word for your average resident of Arkansas but it’s
hard to find something in this ordinance to disagree with.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Unless you’re a Duggar.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">They spent over 10 grand investing in campaigns of opponents
of Fayettville’s new (new?) Civil Rights Administration Ordinance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What exactly did they find upsetting about
this ordinance that seemingly just says, “Hey.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>How bout we not refuse to hire someone because they are in a wheel chair
or, you know… black.”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s what it doesn’t
say that gets the religious nuts bible bags in a bunch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It <em>doesn’t</em> specifically say that a convicted
pedophile can’t film your 9 year old daughter get changed at the community
swimming pool.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It <em>doesn’t</em> specifically
say gays can’t force you children to watch gay porn.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While intelligent minds would acknowledge
there are already laws on the books regarding such acts, Michelle Duggar did what
any inbred, fear mongering, hate spewing pious piece shit would do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Appeal to the parent.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Below is the transcript of a Robo-call featuring the voice
of spawn puking vagina known as Michelle Duggar imploring the fine citizns of
Fayetteville to reach into their hearts and find the hate that God gave
them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let’s Snark Chop shall we.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Hi Michelle.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>I’m calling to inform
you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas
women and children.</strong> <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Dear God!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This sounds
serious.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And from a Duggar no less!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Good. Good. People tend to get confused when you use an ambiguous term
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>to use women’s and
girls’ restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that
are designated for females only.</strong> <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I don’t mean to be snarky (BONG!) but I think you know that isn’t
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>I don’t believe the
citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions
that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that
are reserved for women and girls. I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand
for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized
by a man joining them in their private space.</strong> <o:p></o:p></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And we end with a general statement that is more of an
attempt at mental sleight of hand than it is any moral standing. Again Michelle, where in the ordinance do you get little girls won't be allowed to use a restroom in peace or safety?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">None of what you said was made ok by the law you are trying to
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that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Rather than live your life by the
actual teachings of Jesus Christ you have chosen to be a purveyor of bigotry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The people of Fayetteville Arkansas may be
weak to your parlor tricks but that only means you are taking advantage of them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You claim to live your life by the teachings
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obscene.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And you actually have the
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">A kid is more likely to get molested at a Church than a
swimming pool locker room.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Since you are such an advocate for protecting
the children, what have you done to stop them from getting raped by pedophile Priests
and Pastors?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What resources did you
provide for the victims of that horrible crime?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>You and your family are vile horrible human beings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You twist the words of your faith to
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So if this is what you really want then I don’t want you in
any public bathroom I might use.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who
knows what crazy acts of sodomy you will inflict on me or other unsuspecting functional
brains.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why don’t you just go home and
use your own.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And don’t even think about
getting in that swimming pool.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You
probably have the jizz and vaginal juice of 19 duggars caked all over your
body.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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he’s more than capable of addressing your lies and deceit in his name. In the meantime. Go home. You aren't needed. It's not the responsibility of the citizens of Fayetteville, AK to keep you entertained. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">To be named SATMMOTY is an honor of the highest regard. It means you were brave enough to carve your path in spite of common sense or basic decency. It means you stood in the way of naysayers and basic logic and said “I don’t care about you or anyone else!” The SATMMOTY has put his own shit under his nose and declared it odor free. This year there were many who were considered. Kanye put in a strong performance to repeat. Charlie Sheen got wasted and hung out at a Taco Bell. Johnny Football doing coke (allegedly) in a bathroom. Gene Simmons telling depressed people to kill themselves only to have Robin Williams take his advice. And Kirk Cameron came out of nowhere to make a strong year end push with a new movie and his desire for women to cook and sing while decorating the house.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">A living testament to contradiction. This years inductee is world famous yet has no fans. Claims to have a resplendent work ethic yet has no job. Can't go anywhere without being photographed yet fills time away from the camera's taking selfies. We here at Snark At The Moon ask you to honor this year’s winner, NOT by standing but by sitting.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>On that big fat ass of yours.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p> </o:p>The Snark At The Moon, 2014, Man Of The Year is...</span> </div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">God may have punished you by making you fat post-prego but
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discussing how hard it is to balance time with your child and whatever it is
you think you do for a living.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You honor
your marriage by regularly accepting six figure sums to be someone’s "date" for an evening.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your family has taken over the E! network by
showing the world how void of meaning your lives are.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And if it weren’t for you, no one would know
who Scott Disick is.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You could’ve single
handedly been the lone talking point for SATM in 2014 and considering what else
there was to talk about, that’s quite an achievement.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While we all enjoyed your early work you had
become quite tiresome.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Then you rally with bare ass and boobs. </span>So as we give you
this award we also ask you to go away.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-18947582515668042012014-12-10T11:05:00.001-08:002014-12-10T11:08:32.921-08:00Alcohol of Fame 2015 Nominees<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Kids are stupid and they just get stupider as they enter the
teen years.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s part of being
young.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As adults it’s our duty to
understand this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And as parents it’s our
duty to guide our children through all of the things they don’t wanna do.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Will and Jada Smith’s offspring were recently
interviewed by the <a href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/jaden-and-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0" target="_blank">New York Times</a> for some reason.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the interviewer, who I assume is an
adult, is failing as an adult.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When a
kids says something stupid you don’t enable or encourage more stupidity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But as teenagers, Willow (girl) and Jaden
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JADEN: If you are aware in a moment, one second can last a
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JADEN: The melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness
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WILLOW: And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of
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bullshit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When you hear an “artist”,
usually hip hop, say something like this here’s the translation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>People with talent and resources take my
money and make songs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I come in later
and do what they tell me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then they make
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WILLOW: There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my
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yep, I’m looking so sick.” But in my regular life, I put on clothes that I can
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many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t
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ed got in an accident?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And you equate a fundamental
education to drivers ed?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And you never
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">This isn’t new age parenting.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This isn’t a fresh approach to
education.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>These are two spoiled kids
who think they have figured out something no one else has.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is parents unwilling to stand up to
their child.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When a kid says he doesn’t
want to go to school it’s the parent that says “Too bad.”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Look.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>With the money Will Smith has made his kids probably don’t need to go to
school.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or drive.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But if they wanna skip all stuff teens don't wanna do then why should they be allowed to
dump their music on an innocent public?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or
breed?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What happens when they start
getting horny.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Based on this interview
there’s at least a chance they will have sex with each other at some point.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When your best friend is a sibling then
something is wrong.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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parents doesn’t change that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And when
you have two of them who are so stuck on how important they are as these
spoiled little pieces of shit, then interviewing them for the New York Times is
a crime against humanity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-25038252023090643242014-10-21T07:52:00.003-07:002014-11-12T10:12:09.888-08:00Gene Simmons Love's Himself Some Gene Simmons<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1ImKa_px_YeYpI_qg17DSTyskpHUOJ8nK6lnmVApAQqypJGtXAyRv5658HIpnSxYIiKLAb8ebrmCaDexoDe7spermq44kV2xLuQRM9kIcXiajqRCPIp0bDHc80p4MtxJpdtEG2c5tD0s/s1600/MEinc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1ImKa_px_YeYpI_qg17DSTyskpHUOJ8nK6lnmVApAQqypJGtXAyRv5658HIpnSxYIiKLAb8ebrmCaDexoDe7spermq44kV2xLuQRM9kIcXiajqRCPIp0bDHc80p4MtxJpdtEG2c5tD0s/s1600/MEinc.jpg" height="320" width="211" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">How often do you wake and think “I need to write and sell a
book about how to write and sell a book”?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Well if your name is Gene Simmons that’s probably a thought you have
most days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After perusing my advance
copy of Gene’s latest book “Me Inc.”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
got to a point where I figured rather than offer a review of the book I’d
actually be doing you the reader a solid by saving you time and money and just
give you the main points in an easy to digest manner.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A sort of Me Inc. For Dummies.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Although anyone buying this book can’t be too
bright.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But as such here’s a step by
step guide on how you too can be successful like Gene Simmons. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">1.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Meet Paul Stanley<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Cash big checks<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Say lots of inflammatory and stupid things<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Point to pile of money as validation of your
stupid views<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">KISS<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Running a record company.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Silent Rage<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">House of Lords<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Gene Simmons Tongue (Men’s Magazine)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Gene Simmons Bikini Carwash<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-32524146175900576042014-10-07T10:54:00.003-07:002014-11-12T10:13:31.423-08:00Nick Jonas Is Human Shit... In Other News<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">In my day we put our child stars out to pasture about the
same time hair starting appearing in places it wasn’t before.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And this was especially true if you worked
for Disney.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now, not so much.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Example A. Former Jonas Brother, Nick
Jonas.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>IT wasn’t that long ago they were
a pretend band on the Disney Channel that espoused such established Rock N’
Roll ethos’ like not doing drugs or alcohol not smoking and celibacy until one
was married.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And in a proper world they would’ve
ran their course and been tossed aside as their 11 year fans turned 15.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Being a child star stunts your ability to grow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not physically but mentally.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And real music comes from real musician.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Part of what makes good music is a good
musician.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The real musicians have
character.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They have depth.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They have flaws that have been beat into them
from years of not getting paid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Vans
breaking down.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And turning to drugs and
alcohol to deal with everything.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As this
next generation carries on the flag of apathy, we can point to many reasons the
populous doesn’t care about real music and one of those is the inability to see
the difference between Guns N Roses and the Jonas Brothers. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Nick Jonas is gonna appear in something called Flaunt with
his sperm gutters on full display.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Inside
we see Mr. Waituntilyouremarried holding his crotch in some tighty
whities.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As far as this pandering to the
gay community I couldn’t care less.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s
what I found out next that inspired this article and catapulted Mr. Jonas to
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Asking someone to buy his crappy song and give to 20 people is asking his fans to buy 1 thing from him 20 times. That is pathetic and desperate. And there is no way his average fan has 20 friends. What kind of loser listens to Nick Jonas? But before he does 1 second of work followed by ignoring you, he has a few steps you need to follow...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">At least I hope that's disgust. Fans and consumers have been getting their ass handed to them for sometime now and it's time hit back. No artist is deserving of the type of reverence this requires. Especially not a fucking Jonas Brother. And taking advantage of the super fan at this level should be criminal. If your song was any fucking good you wouldn't have to beg your Kool-Aid drinking fans to give it to people who don't want it. Some people will defend this as a creative way to raise money in an ever changing industry. And to that I say bullshit. This is pathetic. This is sad. If you make a living taking advantage of people you deserve a fate worse than gay men dropping a few ounces of man gravy on your magazine spread. And it's society's fault. When w treat the careers of the Nick Jonas' of the world properly and shit like this wouldn't happen and wouldn't matter if it did.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Far too many of us have seen Tommy and Pam’s “leaked” *cough* sex tape. And once Tommy honked a boat horn with his dick the course was set and the ship had sailed. At the time the video was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, Pamela Anderson was internationally famous for bouncing along a beach in slow motion and showing her enhanced goodies in Playboy every other month. Tommy Lee, and Motley Crue for that matter, were names that guys like me knew and the general world stopped caring about years earlier. Then came the most famous sex tape ever (Sorry Kim Kardashian.) And not long after Tommy and his crank were almost as famous as the tits in that video. </span></div>
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</span>Snarky.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Among the topics I would
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I was planning on staying away from this one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A) It’s getting plenty of coverage and B)
standing out against domestic violence in situations like this tend to<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>be more about the person saying it and less
about the actual issue.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I didn’t feel I
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<em>"I woke up this morning feeling like I had a horrible nightmare, feeling like I'm mourning the death of my closest friend. But to have to accept the fact that it's reality is a nightmare in itself. No one knows the pain that [the] media & unwanted options from the public has caused my family. To make us relive a moment in our lives that we regret every day is a horrible thing. To take something away from the man I love that he has worked his ass [off] for all his life just to gain ratings is horrific.</em></div>
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<em>"THIS IS OUR LIFE! What don't you all get. If your intentions were to hurt us, embarrass us, make us feel alone, take all happiness away, you've succeeded on so many levels. Just know we will continue to grow & show the world what real love is! Ravensnation we love you!"</em></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Some will dismiss her as stupid and someone who deserves to be with
someone who will abuse her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some will
speak in terms of concern that she is allowing herself to be part to
blame.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There’s a little truth in both I
guess.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have a hard time relating as I’ve
never had a problem not hitting people or belittling my spouse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Suffice it to say I find violence of any kind
unnecessary.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ll leave any further
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">How can she not see she is living the stereotype?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Maybe stereotype isn’t the right way to put
it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She is acting like a text book
example of someone who has been abused.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Placing blame on herself.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Defending her attacker.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Blaming
others for bringing attention to it. Odds are there were people in power for the Baltimore Ravens and the NFL
who knew about all of this back in February and did nothing aside from cover it up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Maybe Janay is perfectly fine being a Ray
Rice punching bag.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But if we allow
people in power to cover up this kind of crap, that only serves to ensure it
will continue to happen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As much as I
feel for her, it’s bigger than her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And
it’s kind of scary she feels the attention this is bringing on her home is
worse than the left hook that left her laying on the floor.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s almost as if she’s telling people like
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Secondly, and this had nothing to do with the issue and more
with what we feel is acceptable when discussing a serious issue.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>From either side.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I can’t take someone serious when they end a
statement like this with a reference to “RavensNation”.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now I not only think she’s in denial but I
also think she’s stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Any point she
was trying to make is now gone because she went to the “LOL” card.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You cannot approach this the same level of
sincerity you would when posting on Instagram and be taken seriously.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not only is she lying to herself, but she
lacks the mental capacity to embrace the seriousness of the shit storm her
husband put her in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The only thing the
media is guilty of in this case is false sincerity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I guess so is Janay Rice. What don't you all get? Your use of "us" and "we" for starters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-22736035437232472662014-08-27T11:00:00.001-07:002015-01-28T12:15:06.675-08:00I Wouldn't Call It A SUPER Group Bob<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody>
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these days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While definitions in the
English language are commonly being watered down or twisted to fit what poses for wit, it doesn’t mean it’s ok.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As a
society and as a race (human) we should inspire to be better.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To be smarter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Instead it looks like we are seeing the
beginning signs of a society that before long will resemble the movie
Idiocracy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But that’s not what we’re
talking about now is it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We are talking
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working on an album for their as yet unnamed Supergroup.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This seems to be all 50 year old (or older)
rockers do now days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They slap
together a few guys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Release an
album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Mention they already have another
album done.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tour and release that second
record and then disappear.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>KXM, Black
Country Communion, Adrenaline Mob and The Winery Dogs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Recent collaborations that lack that “Super”
part of Supergroup.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This isn’t about
ability or quality.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is about star
power.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Star power is the reason why the name Bret Michaels instantly conjures images of abs and wigs and the name Mike Orlando makes you think of Google.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To put it another way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If your biggest claim to fame is being in
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Highwaymen</i> and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Traveling Wilburys</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Maybe <em>Chickenfoot</em>?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It really depends on how you grade Michael
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walks like a Jimmy Page.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But in the
genre they are known for or the instrument they play an A Lister.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Timing matters as well.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Take <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Contraband</i>
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who’s who of who’s that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But lets keep
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member.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And no more than one member can
be an unknown.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Those three criteria must
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just a collection of musicians.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To do
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maximum SPA one can reach, for a group to be considered “Super” it needs to
have at least a combined cumulative 3.0 SPA among its members.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anything lower just isn’t “Super”.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And as long as it doesn’t contain more than
one unknown member, (Damn Yankees) there will be no penalty for said
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Now you may have noticed that both Billy Sheehan and Jack
Blades received lower scores for the current bands than they did for their
earlier work.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s because not
everyone is Elvis.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Elvis was and always
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">This week the NFL’s brain trust announced they were thinking
of charging the musicians they hire to perform at the Super Bowl halftime
show. They would do so by getting a percentage of tour revenue following
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Well I for one
had no idea the NFL was so strapped for cash. But now that we do know it's time we took action. I think it is all of our duties to do what we can to help resurrect this once great league. At the very least we have to Try! So
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieR5XX2bey8DcGtiz0Yd4mNWZ7Pet2FJa8okBVQU1mWqD9xUfdPjG39cZXUsapEKfDvoK2jNPkNVG2K37xHmRf5o2aT8zoFBcfCYXS8qyXTXQ0lboD1jrqS6kEehAW-wjjMHYn-kOJXHo/s1600/IMG_20140819_064233.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieR5XX2bey8DcGtiz0Yd4mNWZ7Pet2FJa8okBVQU1mWqD9xUfdPjG39cZXUsapEKfDvoK2jNPkNVG2K37xHmRf5o2aT8zoFBcfCYXS8qyXTXQ0lboD1jrqS6kEehAW-wjjMHYn-kOJXHo/s1600/IMG_20140819_064233.jpg" height="200" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ace Frehley's last album <i>Anomaly</i> was a pretty big turd so I gotta be honest I don't have high expectations for this latest release <i>Space Invader</i>. I love Ace but his post KISS live shows haven't lived up to what he was doing before he went back to KISS in 1996 and I'm of the opinion that without a real producer or label (not sure if latter exists anymore) he's unlikely to release a solid product. But my mind and ears are open and for now anyway, my skepticism is buried. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">For this review I have decided to do it as I listened to it for the first time. Sort of a stream of consciousness type of deal. To do so meant not checking out any streaming samples that were available in advance of it's release. I must say I did hear the first minute or so of <i>Gimme A Feelin!</i> but that is all I have heard so far. It was hard to not slap this sucker in the CD player on the drive home from Best Buy but I managed to make it. Before I start listening lets get into the packaging. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ace has a history of cheesy/cheap album covers. Much like his wardrobe. Sadly it was the highlight of his last record but for <i>Space Invader</i> it was a nice touch to bring in Ken Kelley to paint it. A nod to his KISS past. I like the cover but it's missing that level of detail Kelley gave the KISS albums <i>Destroyer</i> and <i>Love Gun</i>. But it's a long way from Second Sighting so we'll call this a win. <i>Cover - B</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There's a sticker on this that says it's the deluxe 14 track + poster edition. The two bonus tracks are radio edits of two songs on the CD already. So taking songs on a record and putting an additional edited or watered down version of it counts as a bonus nowadays. Hate to say this Ace fans but this is proof he thinks you (me) are a sucker. And did he really need radio edits for the ZERO radio stations that will be playing anything off this record? The poster's even a bigger joke. You've probably seen a poster like this before. It's sometimes called a CD cover. <i>Deluxe Edition - F</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1) Space Invader - Starts out rocking enough. It's about an alien who's flying across the galaxy to get to earth to help save our planet. Kind of the opposite plot of the Fantastic Four Rise of The Silver Surfer. Ace's voice sounds good. Solo is a sloppy. It starts off almost as a nod to Ozone from his 78' record. <i>B-</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">2) Gimme A Feelin - Uggh. Heard this one in advance of the album coming out. Vocals are flat out bad. Take two please. And all of the guitars, rhythm and lead sound sloppy. <i>D</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">3) I Wanna Hold You - Well Ace seems happy. I'm not familiar with the co writers of this song but my beer is tasting good. It's not bad. It's just not good. <i>C</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">4) Change - I'm really trying to like this record but this song isn't helping. Ace sounds good singing again but the song lacks life. I'd mock the simple/stupid chorus lyric but Ace has never been a great lyricist and frankly isn't why his great songs are great. The guitar solo for this song sounds the best so far. Maybe it's the beer. <i>C+</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5) Toys - I've been dying to hear this since I saw this title. Is this another Dolls? Or Al Little Below The Angels? Lets see... Dear lord. Another brilliant chorus. It's about going to Vegas and gambling with hookers I think. Also, I think part of my issue with his leads are the tone. This song isn't one he should include in any live set. <i>C-</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">9) Past The Milky Way - Unless he wants to write a song about all the bitches he got pregnant on Jendell it might be time to retire the space references. Ok that's damn near what this song is about. Loving it. I think he just copped to the occasional "performance" issue with the ladies. Awesome. If there's one song I'll go back to after this is done it's this one. <i>B+</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">10) Reckless - Let me guess. He lived a reckless life. Bingo. I don't really get what he's talking about which is weird because Ace is typically a paint by numbers story teller with his lyrics. But this is a good song. <i>B</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">11) The Joker - Ok I'm pausing this. I want to go on record as saying when I heard about him doing this song I thought it was a bad idea. So now if I shred it you can tell yourself I wanted to hate it. Might as well get a fresh beer for this one. Ok. Pushing play. How many takes do you think it took for Ace to say "Pompatous" correctly? Ok I have to admit this is kinda of a fun version. Nice solo Ace! For a cover? <i>B+</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">12) Starship - An instrumental? At least it's not another attempt at milking the <i>Fractured Mirror</i> teet. Kind of starts out like it though. I don't have much to say about this. I've always felt that <i>Fractured Mirror</i> was the one example where ending a rock record with an instrumental worked. Ace has decided to make it his calling card. Oh! There's a direct homage to <i>Fractured Mirror.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I love Ace. I want this record to be great but it's just not. It sounds like it wasn't recorded in a professional studio and that's because it wasn't. This isn't a bad record and it's better than his last one. But like Peter, Paul and Gene, Ace's best contribution to music will always be his work with KISS. But where Ace is different is I believe he has a great album in him. But to get there he needs to do two things.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sadly I feel only one of those things is possible and neither is likely. Ace loves him some Ace. He's not about to cut off the people who remind him how awesome he is. But he's also in his 60's so I think it's time I took my own advice and not worry about what could be and enjoy what Ace gave us. It does sound like he's having fun and at this stage of the game that's probably pretty important. You go Ace. I just hope he actually tours this record. I need a beer and some Trouble Walkin'. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Dallas Cowboys – Arrogance and mediocrity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your owner is a creepy old man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Porn Stars choke less than your QB.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Despite the fact that both your team City
(Dallas) and name (Cowboys) are about as provincially specific as you can get,
you call yourself America’s team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Cowboy
fans think we’re all just jealous but in reality were ALL just sick of bad
football getting such consistent national coverage.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Call us when you’re most current talking
point doesn’t include Troy Aikman.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">New York Giants – Why is it both teams in New York insist on
throw back uniforms?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And why does New
York City have two teams?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Neither one
has played in New York state much less the city for well over two decades.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Giants are the NFC’s answer to the Kansas
City Chiefs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Boring.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>LT is a coke head rapist pedophile.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Phil Simms looks like a piece of plastic. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And what did you do to make Eli Manning so
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Philadelphia Eagles – If the Giants are the NFC’s answer to
the Chiefs, then the Eagles fans are the NFC version of Raider fans.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Uncontrolled dipshits who drink too much and
start fights.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They act like they are
huge Eagles fans but they spend more time with their bookie than they do
watching their stupid team<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Michael Vick
drowned dogs so naturally once he was out of prison you had to sign him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your current coach looks like the type of guy
you see in a parked car near a park with a pair of binoculars.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And your running back likes to go by the nick
name of Shady.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m sure he's been in a
nightclub with a handgun in his pants before.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Washington Team – That’s right.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not even us morally questionably staffers at SATM
are willing to say your stupid teams racist name.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>RG3 is ugly and his hair is stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your owner tried to sell mattresses at the
stadium.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Joe Theisman is a cranky old
turd.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Joe Gibbs sold his likeness to mad
magazine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Men in their 50’s attend games
in dresses while wearing pig noses.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What
the hell is that all about?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You were
mean to Brad Johnson.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At one time Deion
Sanders was on your team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Chris Cooley
is instagramming dick pics as you read this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And Dan Snyder is wrapping up a meeting Satan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You are the worst team in the last decades
worst division.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And because fuck you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Green Bay Packers – Theeeeee dumbest gathering of chuckleheads who call themselves fans.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The combined IQ in the stands of Lambeau is
rarely higher than the temp.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s a good
thing it’s owned by the fans because no one stays in Green Bay.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not if they have a choice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your fans are called Cheeseheads.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>You are so undesirable the man you treated like a king, Bret Favre,
couldn’t wait to leave just so he could come back and beat your ass.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your stadium smells like a cocktail of
various bodily fluids and the seats are used bleachers from high schools that
have renovated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For the better part of
50 years half your games or more were played in Milwaukee.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Meaning people would rather go to Milwaukee
than Green Bay.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The crowd at Lambeau is
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Minnesota Vikings – Remember when losing 4 Super Bowls was
your crowning achievement.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Those were the days huh?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You seem to insist that
Adrian Peterson’s career draws a parallel with Barry Sanders.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You actually kept Brad Childress from
becoming the coach of the Packers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let
that one sick in dipshits.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You somehow
managed to make the Bears the Packers biggest rival.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bryant McKinnie.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Fred Smoot.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Sex Boat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Mike Tice scalping
Super Bowl tickets.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Randy Moss driving
around Minneapolis with a parking enforcement officer on the hood of his
car.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh, and thanks for giving the
Cowboys three Super Bowls because lord knows we never get sick of that fucking
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Detroit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one who lives in Detroit can
afford tickets.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Two Words.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wayne Fonts.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Two more.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Matt Millen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While you’re at it you try drafting a WR once
in a while.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Scott Mitchell is gonna be
on the Biggest Loser.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There’s a joke
somewhere in there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Speaking of chubby
QB’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Matt Stafford.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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drug addict who makes Keyshawn Johnson seem fun to be around.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your team colors are blood and baby
poop.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You fired Tony Dungy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All your QB’s from the 70’s and 80’s became
good just by leaving.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tampa Bay smells
like old people.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your owners are corrupt
tax dodgers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Brad Johnson wins a Super
Bowl and you cut him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For a long time your
uniforms were giant creamsicles.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’d
make derogatory remarks about more of your players but I can’t name any of them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Atlanta Falcons – Isn’t Atlanta the gang capital of the
world?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How come you stopped having MC
Hammer on the sidelines of games?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your
former QB murdered dogs. </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">How much did Eugene Robinson pay for that hooker the night
before the Broncos kicked your ass in the Super Bowl?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Is your coach the love child of Ernest Borgnine? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>How many alternate uniforms do you need?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Roddy White welches on bets until people make
fun of him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your fans literally smell
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">New Orleans Saints – You actually think winning the Super
Bowl 9 years later helped people recover from Hurricane Katrina.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>People in your city both vote and believe in
voodoo.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your owner sure is a fancy
boy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You traded every draft pick for
Ricky Williams and then traded him a week later.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Drew Brees has poop on his face.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Superdome has proudly hosted the most
sexual assaults of any NFL stadium.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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cheered when Wade Wilson was carted off the field.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was on your team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Most of your fans aren’t sure when football
games are played.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sean Payton is cheater
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he never plays a game for you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Didn’t
one of your players pay to have his girlfriend killed so he wouldn’t have to
pay child support for their unborn child?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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roster so of course you cut him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Where
exactly is Carolina?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jimmy Clausen was a
good pick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of all the places that brag
about BBQ, yours is by far the worst.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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to Steve Young.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not without some people
hating you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Eddie DeBartolo is a
mobster.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>OJ plays for you then goes on
to murder his ex and a waiter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Coincidence?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your city employ’s the highest number of
people who hate sports anywhere in America.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Jerry Rice was a big baby who cried when he didn’t get the Disneyland
commercial.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ronnie Lott still has a
finger where he said he had it cut off so he could play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bill Walsh wanted Steve Dils when they drafted
Joe Montana.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For 20 years you dominated a
division with no other teams in it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Next
to Kaepernick, Jeff Garcia is an attractive man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Kap’s tat’s are sweet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And he totally doesn’t look like a douch with
wearing an oversized ball cap.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Jim
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everyone could root for to the team everyone hates.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> And that was <i>after</i> serial rapist Jerramy Stevens was let go. </span>Richard Sherman acts like an ass then calls
everyone racist for thinking he’s an ass.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Your coach left his college program in shambles. The only thing dumber than the nickname “Beast
Mode” is the name Marshawn.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Your defense
purposely cheats.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your fan base actually thinks they are the 12th man.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It rains all the time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Starbucks sucks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> P<span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span></span>ercy Harvin
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is a loser.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You have a boner for anyone
who previously played for the Vikings. Warren Moon, John Randle, Bob Lurtsema,
Nate Burleson, Sidney Rice, Percy Harvin, Kevin Williams and you even signed
Tarvarus Jackson. Twice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You want Christian
Ponder? Even one of your coaches used to work for the Vikings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now that you won a Super Bowl maybe your fans
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human on the planet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Carson Palmer
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</span>Who cares.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your owner had plastic
surgery to make his cheeks always red and shiny.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s a dry heat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kurt Warners wife looks like a dude.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one who isn’t a desperate loser
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either.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Why did you move to
Arizona?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Easier to hire an undocumented
grounds crew?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Denny Green was a good
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Rams.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You know the object is to MAKE the
playoffs right?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Someone needs to tell Jeff Fisher that Movember is only one month of the year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Marshall Faulk is stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You won a Super Bowl with a grocery store
stock boy at QB.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Didn’t Tony Banks actually start for you for
a couple of years?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Jim Everett.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span>I’d say something
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shit faced before hitting twitter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His
Dad makes Art Modell look like the Pope.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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end up Andrew Luck.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who looks like a
weasel by the way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And is there a single
white person at any of your games that isn’t cleaning the bathrooms?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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and a respected franchise?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one else
does either.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Nice name by the way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Real provincial.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>What the fuck is a Titan?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sounds like a virgin butthole.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Eddie George didn’t just average 4.1 yards
per carry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s exactly what he got
every carry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How do you leave Texas for
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another franchise is it meant LA wasn’t going to get one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Other than the pathetic punching bags who
fill the stands, no one in Texas gives a shit about any team not named the
Cowboys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Picking on you is like picking
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the result of Ron Jeremy and Geraldo Rivera mixing their man gravy together in some twisted artificial insemination?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And what’s with the two-tone
helmet?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Someone challenged you to an
ugly uniform contest?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your team is
worthless the only players I can even remember are Mark Brunell and ...
Jesus.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And he was weird.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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outside of Denver?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They were actually upset
that they chose Peyton Manning over Tim Tebow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>They won’t admit that now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Maybe
it’s the thin air but "smart guy" isn’t something you’ll think after meeting a Bronco
fan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And who designed their new
helmets.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It looks like something from the custom uniform feature on Madden 2004.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The face of the
franchise John Elway, looks like a horse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Was drafted by the Colts and traded to the Broncos.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Coincidence?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Thanks to them we had to look at Mike Shanahan’s face for the last 15
years.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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be worth it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>LaDanian Tomlinson was a
cry baby pussy who never came through in big games.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They will always be featured in “Biggest Draft
Bust” lists for the whole Ryan Leaf thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm embarrassed for them for representing the AFC in Super Bowl XXIX?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And how do you score 26 points and still lose
by 23?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Just like the Jets they missed their
ugly ass old uni’s so much they wear them full time now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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are gang bangers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You’re more likely to
see 12 people stabbed at a Raider game than they are to score 12 points.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their kicker is a fat ass who spends his free
time dropping molly and sticking glow sticks in his mouth.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They have made cheating an art and if it wasn’t
for Al Davis’ hiring him I wouldn’t have the image of John Maddens hot dog
fingers gripping a phalic looking microphone burned into my mind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Everyone
feels tough in Raider gear.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Thanks to
NWA they also look like the kind of people who purchase unregistered
weapons from a grown man sucking on a pacifier.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Kansas City Chiefs – Do you like boring football?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then the Chiefs have been your team for the
last 5 decades.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When was the last time
they were fun to watch?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Christian Okoye
could get ya 1500 yards in a season.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He’d
just need 600 carries.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m pretty sure a
49 year old Steve DeBerg had the most prolific season for a QB in Chiefs
history.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your coach spends his offseason
hosting Wilford Brimley look alike parties.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Another fan base whiter than a box of Minute Rice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Good move letting Jared Allen go.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">*Rob Kern is a co-host of the awesome music podcast <a href="http://www.fromoutofnowhere.com/" target="_blank">From Out Of Nowhere</a> </span> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Couldn't this argument be turned around though? I mean is there anyone in Led Zep you'd rather not be more than John Paul Jones? (Assuming being John Bonham didn't also mean being dead.) I mean, if the devil gets the blame for Coverdale/Page then why not get credit for all the awesome shit? Led Zeppelin created some incredible music. So did the Beatles, Elvis, KISS and pretty much any band the Peter's brothers took time to protest in between Jerry Sandusky retreats. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Full disclosure. I don't believe rock bands typically have the time to worship Satan with all the drugs and sex and all. And I don't believe listening to a recording of any kind could result in demonic possession or somehow worshiping the Devil by accident like you tripped over a curb. But I did. I was 13 when I first held the cover of Motley Crue's <i>Shout At The Devil</i> and I was convinced they were in-cahoots with the Devil they so boldly shouted at. I was worried for my soul and final place in heaven... or hell. And I still needed to have that record. And here's the important part.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">We don't care anymore. And I contend music is worse because of it. I grew up. I developed an adult brain that realized the idea of accidentally worshiping the devil was stupid. But how come your kids aren't worried about it? Why aren't churches with legitimate reputations out protesting Breaking Benjamin when they come to town? Because there hasn't been a band that a teenager actually gave a shit about in the last 15 years. And parents are too busy fighting little league coaches and buying their little brats iPhones to worry about little Billy's soul. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I suppose it's partially my generations fault. If I realized it was stupid most of my classmates did as well. And while digital technology has made it easier to hear those secret backwards messages its a lot less fun as well. FUCK! Remember how evil just spinning a vinyl album in the opposite direction once seemed? Depending on your age probably not. But trust me it was pretty fucking scary. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Is there a direct correlation to the quality of music and how satanic we thought it was? How scary it was? I say yes. From what I can tell Marilyn Manson was the last artist who actually scared parents. Prior to that you had a change in rock music at least every 7 years. From Elvis to the Beatles to the Rolling Stones to Pink Floyd to Sabbath to KISS to Motley to Metallica to Guns N Roses to Nirvana to... Limp Bizkit? Godsmack? Nickelback? Now? Hard Rock has been churning out the same Nickelback/Disturbed influenced vomit for 15 years. And artists crossing over doesn't make it better. It's makes it boring. Pharrel may be happy but he has no frame of reference. He's a dick. <span id="goog_1460973689"></span><span id="goog_1460973690"></span>I don't want to see KISS on American Idol anymore than I want Pat Boone to do another Metal album. </span></div>
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-2219259027471094142014-07-24T17:53:00.000-07:002014-11-13T10:53:20.303-08:00Kanye Is So... Kanye. SATM Reads GQ<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">GQ did a cover story on <a href="http://snarkatthemoon.blogspot.com/2013/12/snark-at-moon-man-of-year.html" target="_blank">SATM Man Of The Year</a> so you know we
gotta read it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>See, we actually love
Kanye.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He is as entertaining as he is
stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This article is chock full of
Kanye-ism’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<o:p></o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;">How can someone do a sympathetic article on someone who is
so unsympathetic? <a href="http://snarkatthemoon.blogspot.com/2014/03/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded.html" target="_blank">(Unless you believe my Kanye is retarded theory.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></a>The interviewer comes across as someone who
wants to be invited to Kanye’s parties.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Don’t get me wrong.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If Kanye
invited SATM to one of his parties I can guarantee the entire staff, all three
of us, would show up early and stay until we were kicked out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But we’re not gonna pretend Kanye isn’t Kanye
to get there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And might I add that not
one time was he asked about being named SATM MOY nor did he ever bring that up
or talk about all of the support he’s given us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Below are our snippets of Kanye Gold.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Regarding seeing the paparazzi everywhere he goes:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“I hope
we don’t see no paparazzi today because I’m still getting acquainted with these
jogging pants I threw on.” </i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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difficult.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And then put on top of that
the idea of going and taking meetings with people and they say ‘We don’t want
to work with you because we saw you get mad about walking into the sign’”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Regarding… fuck if I know:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>“<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">There’s no fangs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t have fangs. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m a porcupine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m a blowfish.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Like, I’m a – what’s the fish that blows up?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(There’s a fishdick joke in there
somewhere.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Good call South park)”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Regarding a report that said one hour before his wedding he
didn’t like the bar so he started sawing it in half:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Were
they involved with anything last year that was culturally significant as the
Yeezus tour or that album?”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">On the importance of him and Kim being celebrities:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Yes,
we are celebrities, but yes, we’re also innovators, we’re also thoughtful.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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fighting with the way I line up my words together and the way I place a sweater
on top of a T-shirt.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">He says this jem of knowledge:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“God
flowing through us and us being little baby creators and shit.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">He continues his assault on books:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“When a
kids falls in love with a plane or a bike or a dinosaur it’s not because of the
book the sibling was reading.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s like,
fuck, you mean to tell me that dinosaur’s walked the earth and stuff like that?”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">More wisdom (He seems to have a think about planes and
dinosaurs):<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>“<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">That’s just as cool as a fucking fighter jet or a dinosaur!”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Regarding his influence on fashion:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“I guarantee
you I’m more than 50 percent responsible for every pair of shoes Balenciaga
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">On how it’s actually harder to be a rapper or a reality star
than an actor:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“When you’re a reality star or a rapper, you are the film”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Regarding finding time to record a new album:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Then I’m
like, I have to work on Addidas and be with my child.”</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And there’s more.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
quotes the movie Step Brothers to make some fucking point about dinosaurs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He refers to Kim as his dinosaur.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He says we’re all mad at Kim because she
basically conned boys in school to do her homework for her and she got better
grades than people who actually tried.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And if that’s true than you can add that to the list of reason’s people
hate her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He predicted he’d have a
daughter and he wished he would’ve made an official record of that creative
genius shit (his words) he could’ve then bragged to all of us that he called
that one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>50/50 odds there Kanye.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">While we may not have a raison d'être (look it up genius)
without Kanye I found myself a little sad for him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He reminds me of the kid in school who was
never in on the joke.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Picking on him is
starting to seem mean.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I got a feeling
that deep down he’s a genuine person.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He’s
just not very bright.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He confuses
fashion shows with being educated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
somehow feels he can have no cultural significance without being a designer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He doesn’t appear to have a genuine
appreciation for his wife or an understanding of parenthood.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Considering his marriage is a joke and his
kid will be raised by nannies it’s probably not a real concern.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So instead of feeling sorry for Kanye I’m
gonna be happy such a special man has accomplished so much.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Look at you go Kanye.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You’ve never read a book you didn’t write and
you still get invited to fashion shows.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-28464638976397749732014-07-16T18:26:00.001-07:002014-11-12T10:31:22.658-08:0083 Hard Rock Bands Better Than Kings X<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">As I promised in the brilliantly written blog <a href="http://snarkatthemoon.blogspot.com/2014/06/most-overrated-underrated-bands-of-all.html" target="_blank">Most Overrated, Underrated, Bands Of All Time</a> in response to the revelation that Kings X came in at 83 on VH1's list of greatest hard rock bands of all time, I would write a blog listing 83 hard rock bands better than Kings X.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">The thing is. Kings X isn't a bad band. They are just overrated. And yes, 83rd place on a stupid TV show poll designed to fill airspace is overrating them. For the purpose of being scientifical and obnoxious I did it in alphabetical order. Once I got to 83 I had only reached Megadeth. M. Halfway through the alphabet. One could logically deduce that there may be as many as 166 bands better than Kings X. I doubt they are anybody's short list. It also means they were spared the indignity of Nickelback appearing on this list. Anyway. Here you go. 83 hard rock bands better than Kings X. In alphabetical order. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1) AC/DC</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">2) Accept</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">3) Alice In Chains</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">4) All That Remains</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">5) Anthrax</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">6) Atreyu</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">7) Audioslave</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">8) Autograph </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">9) Bad Company</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">10) Badlands</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">11) Black Label Society</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">12) Black Flag</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">13) Black Sabbath</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">14) Blue Oyster Cult</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">15) Body Count</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">16) Bon Jovi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">17) Bonfire</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">18) Britny Fox</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">19) Brother Cane</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">20) Buckcherry</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">21) Bullet Boys</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">22) Candlebox</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">23) Cheap Trick</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">24) Chickenfoot</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">25) Chimaira</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">26) Cinderella</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">27) Coal Chamber</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">28) Alice Cooper</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">29) Corrosion Of Conformity</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">30) The Cult</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">31) D.A.D. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">32) Damn Yankees</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">33) Damageplan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">34) Danzig</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">35) Deep Purple</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">36) Death Angel</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">37) Def Leppard</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">38) Dio</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">39) Dokken</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">40) Donna's </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">41) Doro<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">42) Down</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">43) Drowning Pool</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">44) Extreme</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">45) Exodus</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">46) Faith No More</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">47) Fight</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">48) Flotsam and Jetsam</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">49) Flipp</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">50) Foo Fighters</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">51) Four Horseman</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">52) Frehley's Comet</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">53) Fu Manchu</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">54) Garbage</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">55) Ghost</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">56) Godsmack</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">57) Goldfinger</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">58) Great White</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">59) Guns N Roses</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">60) Sammy Hagar</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">61) Helmet</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">62) HIM</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">63) Hurricane</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">64) Jimmy Hendrix</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">65) Husker Du </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">66) Janis Figure</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">67) Jesus Chrysler</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">68) Judas Priest </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">69) Keel </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">70) Kid Rock</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">71) King Diamond</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">72) KISS</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">73) KIX</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">74) Lenny Kravitz</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">75) LA Guns</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">76) Lamb Of God</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">77) Led Zepplin</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">78) Love/Hate</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">79) Loudness</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">80) Lynch Mob</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">81) Lynyrd Skynyrd</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">82) Manowar</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">83) Megadeth</span>Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-51856481131046396682014-07-10T11:04:00.004-07:002014-11-13T10:54:10.244-08:00Kim Kardashian's Mouth Wasn't Made For Talking<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Some people truly don’t deserve all they have.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Exhibit A:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyone
named Kardashian.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Less of a family and
more of a Reality TV Whorehouse the stupid just oozes out of them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Recently Kim was seen pushing Baby Stupid
Name around in a stroller while showing the inside half of her rack in a
ridiculous tit baring ensemble that one would put on before putting a couple
glow sticks and some Molly in their clutch.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Being Kim K, people noticed, took pictures and commented.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And one of those comments for some reason
came from Pespi CEO Indra Nooyi‘s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She
just said you can’t have it all when you’re a mother.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Being a complete out of touch moron who has zero
appreciation for how cake her life really is, Kim felt compelled to
comment.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So this week I thought it’s be
fun to break down Kim’s “comeback” to what she interpreted as criticism.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">“I mean, I think <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;">I know right?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">that’s just not really like a positive outlook and for me,
like my mom kind of taught us girls that we could have it all.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p><br />
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;">As long as she get’s
10%<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">You know, she works hard. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;">Since when is agreeing
to whore your daughter out to foreign tyrant billionaires hard work?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">She taught us that if you work hard, it’s just all about
prioritizing and I think that, yeah, it could get tough and after you have a
baby, there are so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;">You can’t be serious.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Work?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">on something and I just wanted to be home with my baby, <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;"><em>You know… what’s his
name.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh that’s right.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He’s a </em><em>girl.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">but, you know, for me, and I think I can speak for my
sisters, it makes us feel good when we are out working and we can provide
something for our friends and products that, you know, we can’t find that we
really want. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;">Like a morning after
pill that is also a handbag<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">And it just makes you feel productive. So if anyone really
feels like they can’t do it all, I feel like it’s a little bit discouraging to
say that, even if I couldn’t and it wasn’t possible, I would try. And I would, you
know, try my best to do it all."<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #990000;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Your Nanny’s know your
full term abortion better than you</i>.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Dear Kim.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You need to
shut up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your mouth wasn’t made for
talking.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">Sincerely, Snark At The Moon</span></span></div>
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Bakkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04369698756907726230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396401124200557524.post-72961588597951024032014-07-02T16:33:00.001-07:002014-11-13T10:55:18.800-08:00Five Albums You Never Heard That You Should... Jerkface!<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I’m an album guy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A
great song is a great song but a great album is a life changer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you have AC/DC’s <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">You Shook Me</i> in your mp3 player but have never heard the album Back
In Black from beginning to end I can comfortably say your life has been a waste up
to this point.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A great album has a
flow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is littered with peaks and
valleys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It takes you on a journey.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Be it a concept album like Queensryche’s <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Operation Mindcrime</i> or just the perfect
sequence of sleazy rock like Guns N Roses <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Appetite
for Destruction</i> a great album is more than the sum of its parts. The songs
by themselves suffer without the bookends of the album it’s from.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> T</span>he idea of cherry picking a song off
an album like Pink Floyd’s the wall is retarded.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">There are plenty of iconic classic albums in every
genre.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But to the more sophisticated ear
there are also great albums with less of an iconic status.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Often times these hidden gems aren’t given a
chance because they break the stereotype of what we perceive a given band to
be.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For many the name Black Sabbath
instantly conjures up the image of Ozzy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And when people think of KISS they aren’t likely to think of dark brooding
lyrics about emotions.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But why let our
own preconceptions rob us of an enjoyable experience?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So I came up with 5 albums that you probably haven’t
listened to but definitely should.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For
this category I limited myself to bands that have at least one all time iconic
masterpiece you must have sex with your hand at least once while listening to before you die
album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The reason being there are soooo
many bands you’ve never heard of who have released brilliant records.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It would be difficult to limit myself to
5.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Also the albums I picked were all
critical and commercial flops.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM8dxBxp8Bkg4CQ-Pl4c4DPr28y5OtV_k7VPIyzRLTp9QXRLh7GmMzdPGZ4K1ZuA6ZmdSDXyHxSyXAd5U5qrddM1LA0KZ_KTH0B1wUlBRZeU9b1RlvSm2N_qqtR9ROe-EO73FHB9Mgy_k/s1600/Black-Sabbath_The-Eternal-Idol_1996_retail_cd-front1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM8dxBxp8Bkg4CQ-Pl4c4DPr28y5OtV_k7VPIyzRLTp9QXRLh7GmMzdPGZ4K1ZuA6ZmdSDXyHxSyXAd5U5qrddM1LA0KZ_KTH0B1wUlBRZeU9b1RlvSm2N_qqtR9ROe-EO73FHB9Mgy_k/s1600/Black-Sabbath_The-Eternal-Idol_1996_retail_cd-front1.jpg" height="195" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Black Sabbath – <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Eternal
Idol</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As much as Ozzy leaving left
the future of Sabbath in the air, it was really Dio’s departure that started
roller coaster that became Sabbath in the 80's.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I had a hard
time choosing between this record and 1983’s <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Born Again</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The fact that
I’m not sure there is a more obscure record by a band on this list made me go
with <i>Eternal Idol</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After being forced by
Warner Bros. to release his solo album <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Seventh
Star</i> under the moniker of Black Sabbath, Tony Iommi thought the next album
should be more Sabbath-y.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And man did he come through.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This album is loaded with riffs
straight off of Lucifer’s taint.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You can
actually feel the devil stealing your soul while listening to this record.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is the first Sab album to feature Tony
Martin on vocals and it's the best.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Sadly by this point Sabbath was largely viewed as a real life Spinal
Tap.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tony Martin was at least the fourth
singer since Ian Gillan left in 1983 and of those four only two managed to make
a record.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>One’s that were released
anyway.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This heaping slab of metal holds
its own with ANY Sabbath record.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Key
tracks:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">The Shining, Nightmare </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> The Eternal Idol</i><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB11QCARZnuWz8XoVYWC8ylWVWFoMXWL8BJR0NqAmEtsn4N5zs2YNDah-RxJFiiiTqbSDuLh0W1tRTEaYfvQzpgW0wMwrKkcILGsVqQmmh8O9YAWFNRpJTnsWsx0x1ayTUAvpkuMwmncE/s1600/chinesedemocracycover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB11QCARZnuWz8XoVYWC8ylWVWFoMXWL8BJR0NqAmEtsn4N5zs2YNDah-RxJFiiiTqbSDuLh0W1tRTEaYfvQzpgW0wMwrKkcILGsVqQmmh8O9YAWFNRpJTnsWsx0x1ayTUAvpkuMwmncE/s1600/chinesedemocracycover.jpg" height="200" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Guns N Roses – <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Chinese
Democracy</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This album is to rock as
the Hughes H4 Hercules is to aviation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Rumors circulating for over a decade.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>A guitarist recording his parts in a make shift chicken coop.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Talk that there was actually no usable
music.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Axl Rose had gone Brian Wilson
and was just madly whittling away.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It
became a term one would use to describe something that would never be
completed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By the time it was released
it was largely ignored because people who would’ve cared were now 13 years older
and had kids and mortgages and shit like that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Which is too bad because it’s a brilliant album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And of course many were turned off by the
idea that a band that only featured Axl Rose was calling itself Guns N
Roses.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But the record really delivers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Today we confuse polished production as
teen pop recorded with generic presets that make everything stay in time and
sound in key.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Chinese Democracy</i> is about as produced a record as you can
find.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s slick production is actually
part of its brilliance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You can hear
each note being recorded.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No matter how
good the music or production is this record will never get a fair shake and
that’s too bad because if you haven’t given this record an open ear then you
are really missing out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Key Tracks:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Chinese
Democracy, If The World </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> Sorry</i><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Souls</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Rocking all nite after partying
every day takes its toll on you after 20 years.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Right smack in the middle of grunge’s brief dominance KISS made a cash
grab and called it <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Carnival Of Souls</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They hired grunge guru Toby Wright to
produce, tuned down their guitars and started writings songs about their dead
friends and being so filled with hate they have actually become the embodiment
of it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This was clearly an example of a
band who needs a mirror to see their greatest days taking a stab doing what the
newer and cooler kids were doing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To be
fair, the grunge movement offered KISS their first taste of mainstream
acceptance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Whereas in the 80’s KISS’
contemporaries’ found it “un-cool” to have been influenced by KISS,
grunge seemed to contain at least one proud member of the KISS Army.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That said they were dangerously close to
becoming a club band in 1995 so they made a run at doing the music that was
popular at the time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's not classic KISS.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it’s fucking
awesome.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They may have been faking it to
an extent but what they came up with is a great album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The only miscue was letting Bruce
Kulick sing a song.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Also, hindering any
chance people would ever hear this record, KISS shelved it before its release
to reunite with original members Ace Frehley and Peter Criss and embark on a
make-up slathered reunion tour.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When
they finally dumped this on the public a couple years later they didn’t even
bother putting a real album cover on it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Too bad though.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Cause it kicks
ass.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Key Tracks: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Childhoods End, I Will Be There </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> Master & Slave </i><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Judas Priest – <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Turbo</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At least now it’s ok to call this album
gay.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After a decade of defining what
Heavy Metal meant and releasing back to back monstrous metal masterpieces with <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Screaming For Vengeance</i> and <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Defenders of The Faith</i> Judas Priest decided
to take a stab at using synthesizers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Which of course made most of their fans commit suicide.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I get how some view this as a betrayal on the
level of Metallica cutting their hair but take a moment and listen to the
record.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s really fucking good.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> I suppose </span>Rob Halford could sing the obituary section and
it would sound metal but this record has some great music on it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sure it’s a little slicker than you expect
from Priest but so what.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Metal guys are
too touchy about shit like this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Quit
eating that hot dog sideways Beavis and just listen without prejudice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Key tracks:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Turbo Lover, Locked In </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"> Out In The
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name would be <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">3</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Before we knew Eddie was the one who was bat shit nuts and not those crazy singers, he kicked Sammy Hagar out of the band because
Sammy wasn’t enough of a team player to leave his wife’s side hours after
welcoming a child into the world to help pick tracks for a greatest hits
album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He filled Sammy’s spot in the
band with perfectly capable Gary Cherone known mostly for his work with Van
Halen clone Extreme.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Pretty much hated
before its release <i>Van Halen 3 </i>never had a chance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s the little record that couldn’t.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Eddie was forced to reunite with Dave, then Sammy
and then Dave again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The lack of “nice
things” said about this record must’ve taken its toll on Eddie as aside from
scoring a porno, he hasn’t released any “new” material since.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But this record is good.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s at least as good as its predecessor <i>B</i></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><i>alance</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If not great.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I promise.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>There is some great music on here.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And the record just flows.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But
you don’t care do you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You just got Van
Halen all figured out don’t you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(Insert
whiny voice) <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Oh.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I didn’t know that was Gary Cherone
singing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t like because I’m a
fucking cunt wad with no taste.”</i> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This
record and Chinese Democracy are the two records I can’t seem to find or
convince anyone of their brilliance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Two
words.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your loss.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Key tracks:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">One I Want, Dirty Water Dog </i><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">and</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Perception.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Lack of
promotion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A change in the music
scene.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The bottom line is don’t let
something like who’s in a band make it so you miss out on an otherwise great
album.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Unless that guy is Myles Kennedy
then by all means.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That guys voice just
makes me want to peel the skin off my penis.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>What are you thinking Slash?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">How do you define Underrated?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The dictionary says: <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">underestimate the extent, value, or importance of (someone or
something). </i>Ok.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then what is the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">value</i> of a musician or band?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Record sales and butt’s in the seats seems a
fair judge.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Influence is another
factor.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So if someone were to say Eric
Clapton was underrated they would be stating that more people should be:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Buying his records.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Going to his concerts.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Acknowledging his influence.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(I use Slowhand solely as an example.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t know that many would consider him
underrated.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But when we say someone or something is overrated are we really putting it in that perspective?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or are we just saying it because no one likes
someone we like.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>OR, are you just a pompous ass who thinks
everyone else is too stupid or Neanderthal to truly “get it”?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Parameters have been set! I give you my list
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that Kings X were a vastly underrated band.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It seems to be part of any conversation regarding this band.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But exactly how are they underrated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their songs have a weight to them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Listening to them is kind like sit ups for
your ears.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And if their tone was a
drink it would be a martini. An extremely dry martini.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
Sure they're top notch musicians but t</span>alent has never been key to success.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
And if you are gonna be a "musicians" band then you are limiting your fan base considerably. </span>Take a band like Rush.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They
aren’t for everyone but they still manage a sizable following.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I use Rush because I think it’s fair to
assume anyone who doesn’t like Rush, wouldn’t or doesn’t like Kings X.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And most Rush fans don’t listen to Kings
X.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If anything they are overrated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>6 studio albums on a major label and not one
went gold and only twice did they crack the top 100.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They were given more rope than their success
would dictate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They wanted the exposure
bands like Poison and Warrant got but insisted on having a singer with a Mohawk
and a guitar player who purposely made his guitar tone annoying.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s fine if you
don’t want to play the game but don’t bitch because no one gets you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After reading their bio they should change
their name to <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Despite Critical Praise</i>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>VH1 listed them as the 83<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">rd</span></sup>
greatest hard rock artist of all time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Look for my future blog to be titled “83 Hard Rock Bands Better Than
Kings X”.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Dylan.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He’s also not good.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> Sure he's got a Grammy or two but for the kind of Grammy they don't televise. </span>In the unlikely event you actually run into
one of his fans, don’t ask “Who’s John Prine?”<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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Montrose.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Bruce Kulick of the
Blues.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was a fine guitar player with
plenty of chops and he may have influenced a few guys to play guitar but he
couldn’t influence anyone to buy his records.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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changes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When your claim to fame is
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middle of an identity crisis, you are probably not going to reach the level of
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it would be called Kix.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Rumor has it
Poison’s entire stage show was stolen from Kix.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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goofy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Named after a breakfast
cereal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The bass player and principal
songwriter was like 90 years old in their heyday.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The
singer sings with a lisp.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>One of the guys is named Jimmy Chocolate or something fucking stupid
like that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Even their ad’s in Circus
magazine in the 80’s made you wonder if they were actually a real band.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I admit I like some of their songs but more
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aneurism but fuck UFO.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hard Rock isn’t
meant to be this boring.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their “classic”
stuff actually has a musty smell when you listen to it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> And w</span>ho hasn’t been in this band?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They have so many former members they actually
formed a band and called it X-UFO.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>None
of the guys in this traveling tribute to bore rock are original members.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the most famous member, Michael Schenker, was the fourth
guitarist they had.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Michael Schenker is the Gary Moore of
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a game that wasn’t sold out.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Cities with
horrible teams that no one wanted to see play would sell out to see MJ.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And during that time he missed a total of 7
games.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> UFO has more former members than MJ had sick days. </span>How many people do you know miss
only 7 days of work over 15 years?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He
made over a billion dollars for Nike as an endorser and the NBA’s TV contracts
more than doubled over his career.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Million
dollar shoe contracts were tossed at any rookie with the gamble they may have
the next MJ on their hands.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While he
made himself retardedly wealthy, the majority of the money he made went to other
people and entity’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He made something
like 25 million dollars his last season with the Bull’s and that was a bargain
for the team.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That is underrated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">My Dad wasn’t always sure what to do with me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I was a typical kid who loved playing games
and anything that involved being outside.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And while I liked sports and Ice Cream.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I also liked hard rock music.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And a band called KISS was the center of that universe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While my Dad was religious he never showed
any concern with me accidentally worshipping the devil.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I still wouldn’t call him supportive of
my desire to rock.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>More, support by not
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wouldn’t let you do anything but go to school and church or you had typical
parents who would let you scrape your knees and put a few bumps in your head
while they talked with other adults about grown up things.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Most everyone I grew up with had to go to
church and we all got in trouble if we got grass stains on our church clothes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And when one of our parents took us to a KISS
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raised liking the same things they did.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>An AC/DC or KISS concert is something they feel their child needs to
experience before it’s too late.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Too
late for what?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They have to make you
watch Star Wars because it’s awesome.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
touched on this in my last blog.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All of
things you got into or enjoyed from your childhood or even into your teens and
20’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Would they have better if your Dad
were just as into it as you were?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Would
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share Star Wars with his son?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Bonding?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A chance to relive their
childhood?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That’s probably what “they”
will tell you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But while the second is
probably more true than the first I think there is a subliminal reason
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that felt Dad didn’t love them enough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>We wanted Mike Brady and got Archie Bunker.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The world is full of 40 year old men who
promised they would be more involved in their child’s life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>From cutting the umbilical cord to attending
Comic-con.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They will leave work for
little league games and make sure they know how much daddy loves them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At any cost.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Which in turn has filled the world with 20 year olds who think the start
time of their shift at Target is more of a guideline.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it’s no coincidence that music has
stopped evolving because of it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We have
immersed ourselves so deep into our children’s lives they have no organic path
of finding anything new, including music, so they listen to what their parents
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approx. every 5-7 years.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By in my
analysis (I am the Commissioner after all) there hasn’t been on since
1998.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Every form of popular music, pop,
country, hard rock and metal, has become more formulaic than at any time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And with streaming becoming more and more
popular it will become even less likely the next great thing will ever be
heard.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Everything is heading toward
monthly fees and contracts.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soon your
toaster will need an internet connection and a signed user agreement to warm up
a bagel.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it’s this generations
fault.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And therefore, their parents
fault for raising apathetic slugs who don’t want anything and are devoid of any
real inspiration.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They just want their
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up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s not just about having a
favorite band or creating fond memories.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It’s what teaches us not to run in itch weed.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it’s what makes us seek out more of what we
love and less of what we hate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s how
we develop life skills like cognitive reasoning, time management and trouble
shooting.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It makes us think and that
develops our brains.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And with that it’s
the parents job, NAY!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s their sworn
duty to allow that to happen as organic as possible.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now I’m not suggesting we go back to a time
when the father smoked cigarettes in the waiting room while mom spent 36 hours
squeezing you out (yes I am), but something closer to form of parent that
raised us.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">It’s time my generation cut our Dad’s some slack.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They did a better job raising us than we’re
doing with our kids.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Most of us have
fond memories of our fathers and moments we bonded.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Are we so narrow that we can only bond with
our kids if it involves OUR interests?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Is it really the role of a parent to be friends with their
children?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or should we walk behind them
to help when they fall?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let your kids
discover music and movies and so many other things on their own.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let them find their own Star Wars.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Their own band.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let them have their own fond memories to
share when they are older.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I promise
some of them will be of you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You are
their Dad.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And by God once they turn 16
make em' pay for their own cell phone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Teach em’ some fucking responsibility for fucks sake.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Happy Father’s Day.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now fuck off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So now every member of KISS has officially written a
book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Or at least had help writing a
book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve read Gene’s (Look at all the
famous people I have in my rolodex.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Then Ace’s (Girls are attracted to me. And my penis is big.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then came Peter’s (Paul’s gay, Elton John
wanted me to drum for him and my penis is bigger than Ace’s.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And lastly we have Paul’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">If you suspect Paul went last intentionally.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Reading his book will confirm it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Paul has touted his book as a story about
overcoming obstacles.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And I suppose it
is but it’s rings a little whiny considering the largest obstacles in life he
overcame by his late 20’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But discusses
them into his late 50’s.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> <em>He was lonely. </em></span><em>His wife never
seemed impressed with how awesome he was.</em><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><em>
Gene is selfish.</em> </span>At about the 300 page mark you just feel like Paul needs to hang out at
more KISS conventions because it seems the only thing his life is missing is
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">One thing becomes clear right quick. He’s also got it in for Peter. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He pulls no punches with Gene either but his
criticisms of Gene seem more honest and legit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>His problem with Peter seems personal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And considering Peter said he caught Paul giving Ace a blowjob in his
book, it may be deserved.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But that
doesn’t make it true.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve seen Peter in
KISS and I can tell you as recently as the Farewell Tour he was able to play
drums and he could sing an entire song without help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>From the beginning Paul talks of Peter as
someone who could barely face the proper direction behind a drum kit much less play it, he couldn’t
sing without constant coaching and was a dumb illiterate complainer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>For someone who has pretty much projected an
air of taking the high road throughout his career, this seems petty.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That said, Paul has dealt with gay rumors his
entire adult life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And to have a former
member of your make that same claim would make many of us retaliate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span>Paul spends too many words on the girls he banged.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> I get it. You had sex with chicks who were hot. I got enough of that in Ace's book. </span>And while I found Paul's book the most revealing
look into the inner workings of KISS, he also comes off as disingenuous at
times.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He claims Eric Carr stopped
talking to him on the Hot In The Shade Tour and never knew why.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Those of us who have spent our lives following
this little band called KISS know this is bullshit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">But in the end he sounds like someone who’s pretty much got
everything anyone would ever want.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Fame,
money, family, abs of steel and an Arena Football League team named after
himself.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And who doesn’t want to own a
restaurant with Gene Simmons?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At the end
of his book I was left with one thought that will stick with me…<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">It must be nice to eat Swordfish whenever you want<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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