I’m not familiar with the Duggars. I’m told they have a reality TV show with the
focus being on how fertile the mom is squirting out at least one kid every
calendar year for a few decades. Of
course anyone who has so goddamn many kids is going to love the lord because no
one loves kids much less pushing them through their vagina enough to have that
many. Because of that you know the kids will be
brainwashed a sense of entitlement and moral superiority. Not how I would raise my family but that just
shines a light on an area where I am more than comfortable saying I am morally
superior to anyone in this garbage bag family.
I don’t feel it’s my place to tell them how many kids to have. How to raise them. What to call them or how to set their fucking
table. Feed em. Clothe them.
Get them a proper education. Do
all that in the walls of societies laws and what the fuck do I care how you do
it? The Duggars however feel they need to tell
people in cities they will never live in how to live. You know. Because Jesus.
They dumped a bunch of their hard earned cash into an ad
campaign in an effort to repeal a nondiscrimination ordinance that “prohibits
discrimination in employment, housing, real estate transactions, city services,
business transactions and public accommodations based on ‘race, ethnicity,
national origin, age (if 18 or older), gender, gender identity, gender
expression, familial status, marital status, socioeconomic background,
religion, sexual orientation, disability or veteran status”. Now I will be the first to admit that
socioeconomic is a pretty big word for your average resident of Arkansas but it’s
hard to find something in this ordinance to disagree with. Unless you’re a Duggar.
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They spent over 10 grand investing in campaigns of opponents
of Fayettville’s new (new?) Civil Rights Administration Ordinance. What exactly did they find upsetting about
this ordinance that seemingly just says, “Hey.
How bout we not refuse to hire someone because they are in a wheel chair
or, you know… black.” It’s what it doesn’t
say that gets the religious nuts bible bags in a bunch. It doesn’t specifically say that a convicted
pedophile can’t film your 9 year old daughter get changed at the community
swimming pool. It doesn’t specifically
say gays can’t force you children to watch gay porn. While intelligent minds would acknowledge
there are already laws on the books regarding such acts, Michelle Duggar did what
any inbred, fear mongering, hate spewing pious piece shit would do. Appeal to the parent.
Below is the transcript of a Robo-call featuring the voice
of spawn puking vagina known as Michelle Duggar imploring the fine citizns of
Fayetteville to reach into their hearts and find the hate that God gave
them. Let’s Snark Chop shall we.
“Hello, this is
Michelle Duggar.
Hi Michelle. You
sound stupid.
I’m calling to inform
you of some shocking news that would affect the safety of Northwest Arkansas
women and children.
Dear God! This sounds
serious. And from a Duggar no less!
The Fayetteville City
Council is voting on an ordinance this Tuesday night that would allow men – yes
I said men –
Good. Good. People tend to get confused when you use an ambiguous term
like “Men”.
to use women’s and
girls’ restrooms, locker rooms, showers, sleeping areas and other areas that
are designated for females only.
I don’t mean to be snarky (BONG!) but I think you know that isn’t
true.
I don’t believe the
citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions
that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that
are reserved for women and girls. I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand
for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized
by a man joining them in their private space.
Of course not. But when you say "claim they are female" it sounds like you have direct knowledge to the contrary. Yet you lack specifics? And since you don’t live here I’m not sure why you feel a need to be involved.
We should never place
the preference of an adult over the safety and innocence of a child.
Not sure where you read that in the ordinance. What the hell goes on in the Duggar household?
Parents, who do you
want undressing next to your daughter at the public swimming pool’s private
changing area?
Preferably no one.
I still believe that
we are a society that puts women and children first. Women, young ladies and
little girls deserve to use the restroom or any other facility in peace and
safety. Will you speak up for protecting women and children?”
And we end with a general statement that is more of an
attempt at mental sleight of hand than it is any moral standing. Again Michelle, where in the ordinance do you get little girls won't be allowed to use a restroom in peace or safety?
None of what you said was made ok by the law you are trying to
repeal. But of course you know
that. Rather than live your life by the
actual teachings of Jesus Christ you have chosen to be a purveyor of bigotry. The people of Fayetteville Arkansas may be
weak to your parlor tricks but that only means you are taking advantage of them. You claim to live your life by the teachings
of God and his son Jesus Christ yet you lie in name of that religion. You have means that Jesus would find
obscene. And you actually have the
audacity to claim a victory for civil rights.
I don’t think you know what civil rights are. Because you are celebrating stripping people of them.
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A kid is more likely to get molested at a Church than a
swimming pool locker room. Since you are such an advocate for protecting
the children, what have you done to stop them from getting raped by pedophile Priests
and Pastors? What resources did you
provide for the victims of that horrible crime?
You and your family are vile horrible human beings. You twist the words of your faith to
intentionally lead people from the truth.
And just like the Priest that puts his penis in a child’s mouth your
actions are even more heinous as you do it in the name of God.
So if this is what you really want then I don’t want you in
any public bathroom I might use. Who
knows what crazy acts of sodomy you will inflict on me or other unsuspecting functional
brains. Why don’t you just go home and
use your own. And don’t even think about
getting in that swimming pool. You
probably have the jizz and vaginal juice of 19 duggars caked all over your
body. Ick.
You want to overturn a law that says we can’t discriminate
people based on their religious views then allow me to discriminate against you and your supporters because of yours. If there is a God I’m sure
he’s more than capable of addressing your lies and deceit in his name. In the meantime. Go home. You aren't needed. It's not the responsibility of the citizens of Fayetteville, AK to keep you entertained.
Happy Holidays you self righteous bitch.
And to all... a good night!
It’s not uncommon for someone to say I have too much time on
my hands. It’s usually in reference to
some pop culture instance they find too trivial to have even a modest opinion
on. Like how irritated I get when a
newscaster pronounces the word straight with an invisible “H” (SHTRAIGHT). For my money if your job is to talk for a
living, being able to properly pronounce words should be towards the top of the
list of job requirements. And the
inability to not shove an “H” into the beginning of any word that starts with
the letters S and T is the talking head equivalent of a surgeon who can’t stop
his hands from shaking. And my personal
ability to process that thought is in no way a testament to individual
perseverance. It just happens.
And it does matter.
Why does no one care that it makes no sense to describe this year’s
Winter as “never ending” in the first week of February? Why does no one care that Nick Simmons thinks "Cabin Fever" means you're tired? Or that local yokel Mark Rosen thinks Star Wars is a cult movie? So it was largely predictable when Ashton
Kutcher denounced the absence of baby changing stations in ANY men’s room, no
one bothered to question whether he was correct about that. Oh sure the morning talk shows discussed it. But not in the sense that he was just wrong
and they are probably in close to as many men’s rooms as women’s rooms. No.
That would be honest and make Ashton look like a moron. The talking point was this. “Is Ashton right? Should there be baby changing stations in
men’s rooms?” To which I can only say
“You mean in addition to the ones already in there?” 
I took my rant to facebook.
And the blowback I got ranged from people disputing my claim to saying
that they are in some public men’s rooms but not most. I accepted the challenge. For the next week, anytime I was somewhere
with a men’s room, I checked. And what
did my research uncover. Were they
nonexistent as Ashton proclaimed?
Or were they somewhat available but largely not as many of my friends on facebook contended? Hardly.
9 is the number. 9 out of 11 men's public restroom's contained a baby changing station. Slightly more than 80%. Including one liquor store. In other words "most" had one. And in one of the “nots” I even got
confirmation that there was also not one in the woman’s room. Meaning my intense research concluded what I
already thought to be true. You are just
as likely to find them in a men’s restroom as you are a woman’s. 
I took pictures to prove it and shared them on
facebook. And while it was mostly fun
some of the feedback was of the “You have too much time on your hands”
variety. Even if that was true why isn’t
this important? When is the truth ever
optional? Ashton Kutcher is wrong. And he probably knows it. But he also knows no one will actually bother
to expose his bullshit. People will
cowtow and he will look like a great guy who just wants to do his part when it
comes to the dirty work of having a baby.
He’s sooo dreamy. 
It’s also been mentioned that Ashton probably isn’t talking
about the places I went to as he’s too big time to shop at Target or World Market. Or that quite possibly he
wasn’t saying never but just that he thinks they need to be mandatory. But here’s the thing. That’s not what he said. And… WORDS MEAN THINGS! And to prove he meant what I thought he
meant, he’s got a fucking petition. And
I have one thing to say to anyone who will sign it…
