Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Why Kardashian Should Be A Four Letter Word

Commenting on just how bad reality television is a lot like complaining about traffic.  It's all been said before and we're all part of the reason it doesn't go away.  So while I don't feel complaining about reality TV or traffic is really worth our time, I did happen to read a comment today from Mama Kardashian in defense of her cash cow, er I mean, her daughter Kim that got me, well.  It pissed me off.

No matter how you feel about President Obama he made what I thought was an astute comment about how the American Dream has changed as America has become more obsessed with celebrity culture.  And because Kris Kardashian elected to not get an abortion 32 years ago, we have her horrible daughter and her dipshit boyfriend as a reference to use as an example.  Explaining the difference of when we were kids to now the President said:

"Were there things that all of us might have liked to have? Sure, but partly, I think, there also has been a shift in culture. We weren't exposed to things we didn't have in the same way kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren't monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success."

I don't care if you hate the President, if you disagree with that comment, well you’re a fucking idiot and frankly part of the problem.  As any good mother would Kirs Kardashian took offense to the remarks and defended her commission er I mean daughter and did her stupid ass best to put the President in his place: 

"I bet the president has some friends with 10,000-square-foot houses and you probably wouldn't mind going over there, Mr. President, while you were asking them to have a party for you when you were campaigning for dollars to run for president. Kanye West, first of all, doesn't go on vacation.  Ever.  And Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she's got."


Dear God.  Look I know how aggressive a mother can be when it comes to defending her child.  And I’m also aware that part of the reason Kim Kardashian is such a deplorable human being is that she was raised by one.  So we normies can’t really have an expectation of compassion, intellect or actual appreciation for how good one has it coming out of the mouth of anyone with that last name. 

But what a fucking moron. 

To quote Anthony Michael Hall’s character Gary Wallace from the motion picture Weird Science:  “Why don’t you shut up.  Bitch!”

Your worthless ass would be better served spending some time with that new bastard grandchild of yours.  This is the first one Kim’s brought to full term after all.  You and your horrible children have earned nothing in life they have.  Not only is that whore daughter of yours not the hardest working young woman in the world.  Nothing she does can be called Work or Hard.  Oh she had to wake up super early and take a limo to the airport, where she boards a chartered flight to Miami, where she had to walk to the limo waiting for her on the tarmac before heading to a 5 star hotel suite with only two bathrooms.  One of them shared.  You and your collection of dipshit offspring represent the worst in life.  You admonish actual values while basically running a reality show whorehouse.  How exactly are you in any position to be offended by an accurate representation of what you created?  And there’s a solid argument to be made that the President held back.  In what way is anything in this world better because of you or any member of your family?  Cause I can tell ya how it’s worse.
And are seriously claiming Kanye doesn’t take vacations?  I’m sure the view from your ivory tower gets cloudy so let me explain something that you probably won’t understand.  Kanye’s entire life is a vacation.  When you have no appreciation for how fortunate you are, and believe me.  You are quite fortunate.  Michael Anthony thinks you’re lucky.  Jared from Subway thinks you’re kind of a worthless celebrity.  When you don’t respect how good you have it, you don’t realize how easy you have it.  Let me explain that in way you will understand.  You’re a fucking idiot.  Your entire family are fucking idiots.

I’ll bet you have friends with nice houses too Mr. President blah blah blah.  Really.  The President has rich friends is your version of a comeback.  So does the Pope.  And I don't care.  Because President of the United States.  Kind of a hard job.  Maybe a little harder than writing horrible rap music or showing up to a retail store opening.  At least you, your family and Kanye are hated for legitimate reasons.  It's time you got a whiff of the shit that comes out of your mouth.  You don’t like what the president said; too fucking bad.  When horrible humans raise horrible children and then run around the country thumbing their nose at actual human's , you don’t get to be offended when someone points out that you are indeed horrible.  Anyone who actually watches that tripe (look it up) you put on television represents the negative influence you wield.  Which is sad.  Because there are people all over this country who if given your level of influence would choose to help others.  Try to make the world a better place.  Instead, we get you and your band of moron’s walking around with disposable Louis Vuitton hand bags.  And all of this came to be because Kim spread her legs for the camera.  I think it’s time she came full circle and went back to giving the world the one thing that has actually made some people happy.

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