Saturday, October 12, 2013

Saturday Sports Crapper

MICHAEL BEASLEY NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM MICHAEL BEASLEY


Us folks in the land of 10,000 lakes are all too familiar with full time pot head and part time basketball player Michael Beasley.  Supposedly he's wasting his talent but I argue he's achieved quite a bit for a lazy ass. Here's a video that shows him punching himself in the face. Reportedly he kicked his own ass so bad he required medical attention. Stay crazy B-Easy!    










PING PONG IS FOR WINNERS!  NOT LOSERS!

Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is sending his winless team a message.  No more Ping Pong.  If Glengarry Glen Ross taught us coffee's for closers then Mike Tomlin is teaching his players that Ping Pong is for winners. Of course most professional athletes can probably afford their very own ping pong table.  What do you think about that coach Tomlin?

Mike Tomlin says no more Ping Pong. LOSERS!


REFEREE'S ARRESTED DURING HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME

Two ref's were arrested on public intimidation charges during a football game last night.  Not sure what to say.  Cops can be pretty touchy about what kind of "tone" you use when speaking to them.  There's a joke in here somewhere. Doughnuts and eyeglasses? 

Ref's and Cops Get Into Turf War At High School Football Game 


ADRIAN PETERSON'S SON DIES


In more serious news the 2 year old son of Adrian Peterson died from injuries he suffered at the hands of the mothers boyfriend.  Senseless.  Our thoughts are with AP and the all too many victims of this kind of crap.  

Shit stupid sports fans say:  "You can't win without a big name coach"

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  2. Too much ping pong is the reason for 0-5. Obviously... http://youtu.be/GflYTviOIag. And now we turn to Suzy in the Snark Weather Lab for tonight's forecast.

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  3. Great. Now we need to hire a Suzy.

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  4. Stillers won... Tomlin's a genius !!
    Oh...and make sure Suzy is a looker.

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